he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We are two peas in an std pod
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
