I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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