We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
porn star boner night. come get it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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