why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish my penis had a tongue
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You pole danced in your parka.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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