chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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