He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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