It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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