i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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