She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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