She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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