i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Quick, to the slutcave!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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