Sponge bath it is.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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