Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We had to coat check the pizza.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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