weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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