i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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