school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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