Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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