So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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