There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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