yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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