i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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