would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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