my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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