kristin has been a bad kristin
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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