U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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