she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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