So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
only if we run a train.
done.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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