Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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