I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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