a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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