i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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