Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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