i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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