This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
