How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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