Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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