I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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