I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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