he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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