The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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