Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
