Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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