He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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