so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Houston, we have a squirter
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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