You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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