We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
