I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
birth control should be required to get into college
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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