you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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