Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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