Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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