how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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