Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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