Buhtt sex?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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