If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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