I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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