i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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