You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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