In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
