It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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