I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and she was petting her beer can
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
